some sad news today. today at 445 pm the black toe nail on right big toe, fell off. after a love affair that began in mid december after an unfortunate snowboarding accident, the love between black toe nail and big toe blossomed. the love between the two was most obvious while on long walks and during the pedaling of bicycles nestled between a pair of chuck taylors. witness crunchator had this to say, "i don't know, i was just bathing and all of a sudden it seemed like black toenail just gave up. i think he's in a better place now. it's almost like he knew that big toe was ready as well, cuz there's a retarded looking mini toe nail on it now."
family is requesting that reese's peanut butter cups and apple fritters be sent in lieu of flowers.
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