Monday, March 31, 2008

THANKS DUDE

we were having lunch and this dude drew a portrait of us. i really like how he drew me with a moustache even though i dont have one. but that seems to be the usual case with my permanent half moustache. bummer. im also 240lbs now. and possibly mexican. its pretty cool that mine kinda looks like me but becky could quite possibly be anyone. great. awesome. dead meated.
then we saw this lil guy on main street. he was missing an eye. but he seemed ok with it. his other eye over compensated for his missing one by bulging out like crazy.

NEW JOB!!!!!

i was hired by a man only known as "the barbarian" as the newest cinematographer for black market movies and bootleg dvd's. this is my first piece of work. im quite proud of it. the movie is 'in bruges'. special thanks to the mini posse and the coleman brothers for their help.
video

Saturday, March 29, 2008

LATEISH NIGHT


dv's rooftop photos (thanks for the motar)



rooftops, slippery ramps, bloggers and cheap gas.

Friday, March 28, 2008

CRUNCHATOR INDUSTRIES INC.

here at crunchator industries inc. we have invested billions of dollars on research, linking the human race to not primates but to horses. here are a few examples, this is the family tree of horse facesher majesty, the queen of all horsefaces cher his royal highness, king horseface dave the dutchess of horsington sarah-jessica her royal shittyness princess alanis the hay loving sister of princess alanis, princess mtv the horseyest of all princes, prince william sir lyle lovett of horsington loved in the land of ponies, lady meryl streep

Thursday, March 27, 2008

NOTHING INTERESTING HERE





nothing interesting going on over here. i've been a sack for the past few days. weird weather. thats about it. maybe you should check out this and this. cuz its way better than what i got.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

NEW ADDITIONS TO THE FARM!!!!!!

we here at crunchy-spielberg farms would like to welcome these new additions to the farm.
thanks to farmer brisco of south west ontario for helping to wrangle these fuckers.

MORE PANDOGS!!!!!!!!




it seems like pandogs are quite popular with my trillions of readers. so here are some more. and to answer cb's question as to whether they eat pandogs in china. no, they don't. they eat pandogs in KOH-rea

WEEKLY FEATURE

so i've kinda been fibbing about the weekly feature thing. i havent been using youtube. ive been using the awesomeness of video.google.com. just a technical lie i guess. whatevs. so i kind of mangled my shoulder and boobie yesterday shredding.
so to celebrate the weird sound my body made as it got crunched here is this weeks WEEKLY FEATURE
words: boobie, shoulder



no idea why this came up but it did. cool

Sunday, March 23, 2008

HAPPY EASTER

from a cabbit. obviously half rabbit half cat.


might as well throw a pandog in there too. hope you found lots of eggs. and hopefully they weren't from last year.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

my love for miniature animals is known world wide as i have been the owner and operator of a mini cattle farm with my friend and co-owner steven spielberg for many years. here are a few pictures of what goes down in mini cow land. please check out my website here.

Friday, March 21, 2008

THIS IS ENGLAND

we almost walked out of the store without a movie but this one stood out for some reason. THIS IS ENGLAND pretty much ruled. you should watch it. for sure.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WHOA!!!!!


after only being started a lil over a month ago crunchator.blogspot.com is ALREADY richard gere's favorite website!!!! richard gere had this to say, "oh man, this website is totally awesome. i read this shit more than girls like watching my hit movie pretty woman!!!" cool, thanks for the kind words richard.

AYO!!!!


via pong man

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

THE POLLS CLOSED

it appears as though i have 14 votes on my sweet poll. awesome turnout guys. thats like half a football team. 6 checked herpes, 6 didn't check herpes and two had herpes.

WEEKLY FEATURE

random words : sick, book

Monday, March 17, 2008

JAPAN

2006 winter in japan. best trip ever.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

BEERS + BEERS = 3am BEER DELIVERY




beer bongs. what? they never left, they just closed the doors for a while. feeling a lot harsh today but it was nice. them beers went down fast and smooth.

ZEDDY



obviously everything about this situation totally rules. zeddy, beers, beerstains, rib, ribface, spreading. awesome.

Friday, March 14, 2008

EULOGY

some sad news today. today at 445 pm the black toe nail on right big toe, fell off. after a love affair that began in mid december after an unfortunate snowboarding accident, the love between black toe nail and big toe blossomed. the love between the two was most obvious while on long walks and during the pedaling of bicycles nestled between a pair of chuck taylors. witness crunchator had this to say, "i don't know, i was just bathing and all of a sudden it seemed like black toenail just gave up. i think he's in a better place now. it's almost like he knew that big toe was ready as well, cuz there's a retarded looking mini toe nail on it now."
family is requesting that reese's peanut butter cups and apple fritters be sent in lieu of flowers.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

DJ SHITTY AND EL SCUMADOR

beers and his kid brother slayed the records last night, it was like watching mario and luigi punching turtles and smashing brickwalls with their heads. good stuff. good turnout. have a good trip beers.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

HOLLLLLAAAAAA!!!!

so i just got a goooood tax return. so sometime in the near future its gonna be this, but me instead of the lady in red.

WHOA

so i found this video clip of a nirvana performance. i remember watching this EXACT performance on tv at my friend mike's house in grade 9. im sure it was one of the first times i was hella messed on something. the feedback totally messed with my shit. we cooked hashbrowns in the oven at 200 farenheit instead of celsius. shit was basically just thawed. then after the show was done we were flipping through the chanels and a uncensored clip of a woman giving birth was on tv. shiiiiit. crazy shits always on tv when your tripping and your 14.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

MSN (TO ADD TO THE BELOW ARTICLE ABOUT THE BELOW ARTICLE)

VIA TALL KELLY (TO ADD TO THE BELOW ARTICLE)

WATCH OUT!!!!!
thanks kelly, i wonder if your the one in four girls.

IT'S YOUR CHOICE!!!!!

the following is a link to a google image search for HERPES. it is gnarly. i highly recommend not clicking it. cuz its harsh. are you gonna click it???? ARE YOU??? I WOULDN'T!!!!! please vote on the side as to whether you clicked it or not. COOL DUDE!!!!! HERPES IMAGES HERE

WEEKLY FEATURE

youtube
random words: mexican, fireman

i know, latin heat, totally awesome.