you know what sucks? critical mass. it totally sucks.
mgrach "hey bill, what did you do last night?"
bill "oh, i went on a bike..."
mgrach "...ride with a bunch of dirt bag hippies?"
bill "what? how did you know? you don't like critical mass? i think critical mass is a great way of showing vehicle owners that bike riding is a suitable option and that you should leave your car at home."
mgrach "shut the fuck up bill. did you know stupid fucks like you make people hate bike riders? and that you waste time, gas and money for drivers? you probably wasted 5000L of fuel causing traffic jams across the city. isn't that what you stupid fucks are trying to get across? less fuel consumption?"
bill "......"
mgrach "maybe you dumb fucks dressed like pirates should do something productive with your time, like go to city hall and request more bike lanes. or maybe a suitable way of showing drivers that bike riding works is to speed past them on your bike during rush hour traffic."
bill "....."
mgrach "your an idiot bill. if your going to tell me how to be, you better have your shit dialed."

WHOA WEIRD

i was going to do a post about it being one year today since the morrissey concerts but then i realized the shows were on the 5th and 6th of may. not the 28th. but then i looked back and saw that i totally subliminally posted morrissey related videos on the 5th of may. whoa weird. anyways, here's some photos of that trip last year. it was fun. oh and a video of a song he didn't play during the two shows.

GOOD SHOW

i didnt see any dancing but they made up for it with an amazing fight scene.
Untitled from crunchator on Vimeo.

DANZIGGGGG

danzig II lucifuge on repeat non stop pretty much the whole week.

CAMPING 2 WEEKS IN A ROWWWWW

we went to washington state to go camping again. this time a different location.
so we took this thing
ferry from crunchator on Vimeo.

to get to this
beach from crunchator on Vimeo.
obviously it's a sourdough jack
breakfast oatmeal with apples
i figured i'd try and cook a smokie with a strip of bacon beside it
guess what? it was the most delicious smokie ever.
steak and vegetables on beckys new bbq
apparently the reese's peanut butta cup family in the states is a lot deeper than in canada. so i bought all of them.

while shopping at the dollar store we saw that they were selling $1 pregnancy tests at the checkout where the shitty soap opera magazines and gum would normally be. it's an awesome moment when you tell your child he was first discovered by using a test that costs the same amount as a king size reese's peanut butta cup.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKY B

so we had our first surf/camp trip of the year. it just so happened it was becky b's birthday too. so a big posse came out to celebrate. happy birthday!!!!
i'm gonna break it down like a yearbook writeup.
snoop , campfire smoke, raccoon love/hate, muscletor, hotdogs, tarp walls (useful/useless?), biggie, red apple, crow /monkeys in the morning, sweet cheeba cheeba and mo dirty debbies. thanks to bb, jh, m-tor, jc, ca, bk.
man, that was fun.


first campfire while camping this year!!!
first hotdog roasted on a campfire this year
this guy came to check out the smell
"hieeeeeeee"
dirty debbies and surf checking.
it was raining a little so we went and rammed police cars for fun
"hnnngggggarrrrrrgggggg" there was a lot of this this weekend. a lot
looking for stuff.
muscletor
tarp blankets
better photos to come soon. hopefully. courtesy of this guy.

ALL DAY EVERY DAY

so, hand in glove i stake my claim
I'll fight to the last breath
if they dare touch a hair on your head
i'll fight to the last breath




all over this town

we made fish tacos
best salsa ever
3 small tomatoes
1/2 red onion
1 cup cilantro
1 medium mango
1 small papaya
lil bit of garlic
all chopped super small.
throw that shit in a bowl.
yum
we wanted to go to the 14th floor to see the ghosts but we couldnt, so we went to the 15th floor and checked the view instead.



good work zeddy!! looked amazing.
steak , ribs, stoop. good way to end the weekend.

oh, my poll was so uninteresting that even i forgot about it. so yeah, yes came in at number 1. then yes came in at number 2. followed by a stupid three way tie. what a stupid poll.

some people doing some things.

yaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. thats what im talking about


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