Friday, February 29, 2008

INAUGURAL FIRE



its hard not to feel as though everyone else in vancouver got cheated last night. we decided it was an excellent idea to have a fire on the beach. and then i remembered my ipod plays movies. so we had a fire and watched the outsiders on the beach in february. totally ruled.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

WISE WISE MAN


"its 2008, don't hate, congratulate!!!" josh pong several times on feb 22nd 2008

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

HANG HIM THEN KILL HIM

THE SNACK LADDER (THE LOWER HALF) AND POWER COUPLES OF THE FOOD GROUPS





i've come to the realization as of late that my life is full of ranking systems and all sorts lists. so i've decided to post photos of items from a list i found from way back in 2000 that i made for some reason of my least favorite chocolate bars. its a bottom 4 list.







also here are three power couples of the food chain that are certainly blazing their way to the power couple walk of fame. #1 garlic / butter #2 apple/cinnamon #3 peanut butter / chocolate. now that i think of it these are a given. this post sucks. sorry

DENTIST



so this past month has been filled with several dental appointments to clean my filthy mouth that seen little to no dental work in quite a few years. put in charge to grind the awesomeness out of my mouth is ryan jones. my friend who is going to dental school. that means its cheaper (free) for me to get this done through him. the best thing about this experience has been my introduction to the world of the tongster and the amazing floss known only as crest glide. that shit glides, doesnt shred and doesnt mangle my gums like the other stuff. the tongster is in charge of scraping my tongue each and every morning. ladies and gentlemen i now introduce to you the tongster and crest glide. please enjoy.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

LIFE IS NOT A PIGSTY













ummm, my legs are tired. good bike ride today with beers and jon c. KITS> SCIENCE WORLD>ROBSON FOR RAMEN>WEST VAN>PROSPECT POINT>ENGLISH BAY>CRAB PARK>KITS. i returned to the scene of the crime of what was the summer event of 2007. prospect point. its looks a lot smaller when 400 people aren't crammed in there. hopefully that party happens again.

ICY HOT STUNTAZ!!!!!

so here is a special treat for my dear readers. ive been keeping this a secret for years. and i felt that maybe you guys were ready for this. so here goes. get ready to meet BLADE, FREEZE AND DA FLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! the world famous car crew / rap masters THE ICY HOT STUNTAZ!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

QUIZ TIME!!!!!






it seems as though a lot of people have trouble differentiating between japanese, chinese, korean, vietnamese and mongolian. so here's a lil break down of the different races. take a look at these photos and guess which ones are which. answers at the bottom.




















ANSWER: did you figure it out?????? well, it was a trick question. THEY ARE ALL KOREAN!!!! suckas.

LATE NIGHT TEEVEE

video
for some reason these men enchanted us with their discussion on bowel movements, ancient history and magical herbs. ones an asshole and ones face is fucked. half eel face with cheeto eyebrows. video

Saturday, February 23, 2008

JUST TO CLEAR THINGS UP!!!

recently ive noticed people have been getting their medieval weapons mixed up. so to clear things up THIS is a morning star and THIS is a mase

Friday, February 22, 2008

MJ

so i havent been working at all lately so ive been living the deadbeat dream by going to thrift stores and antique shops. look at this lil bastard i bought yesterday. this asshole's from 1984 still in the box. he's wearing the same outfit he wore from the american music awards. if you know anyone with other outfits that would fit this lil fucker let me know. cuz he's been wearing the same thing for 24 years.

OOPSY


i went to sleep really late and woke up really early. then i washed my face with toothpaste. cool.

GAYISH OR NOT GAYISH


sometimes you hear about dudes who don't really know if they're gay or not. they don't know if they like girls or boys or both. it's sorta weird. maybe they're a-sexual like morrissey. or maybe morrissey isn't too sure either. im sure he does.
anyways it's pretty easy to figure out which one you are. what do you think about when your snapping one off??? do you think about girls 100% of the time? then your straight. do you think about girls but once in a while a dude pops in your head and puts a finger in your a? then your probably bi-sexual. but if its full on dudes only all the time, then your probably a gay. and finally if you just dont snap one off ever then your probably an a-sexual. which is cool cuz you don't have to spend so much of the day thinking about humping.