I WANT TO GO HERE AGAIN

surf schralping. baja from crunchator on Vimeo.

this is not me. im not good. but i did film this in an awesome place called scorpion bay in baja mexico. longest rides ever. lets go

NOT REALLY WEEKLY FEATURE

no random words. just an elephant painting a picture. no big deal. saw it on honeyee blogs.

THANKS DUDE

we were having lunch and this dude drew a portrait of us. i really like how he drew me with a moustache even though i dont have one. but that seems to be the usual case with my permanent half moustache. bummer. im also 240lbs now. and possibly mexican. its pretty cool that mine kinda looks like me but becky could quite possibly be anyone. great. awesome. dead meated.
then we saw this lil guy on main street. he was missing an eye. but he seemed ok with it. his other eye over compensated for his missing one by bulging out like crazy.

NEW JOB!!!!!

i was hired by a man only known as "the barbarian" as the newest cinematographer for black market movies and bootleg dvd's. this is my first piece of work. im quite proud of it. the movie is 'in bruges'. special thanks to the mini posse and the coleman brothers for their help.

LATEISH NIGHT

dv's rooftop photos (thanks for the motar)



rooftops, slippery ramps, bloggers and cheap gas.

CRUNCHATOR INDUSTRIES INC.

here at crunchator industries inc. we have invested billions of dollars on research, linking the human race to not primates but to horses. here are a few examples, this is the family tree of horse facesher majesty, the queen of all horsefaces cher his royal highness, king horseface dave the dutchess of horsington sarah-jessica her royal shittyness princess alanis the hay loving sister of princess alanis, princess mtv the horseyest of all princes, prince william sir lyle lovett of horsington loved in the land of ponies, lady meryl streep