LAZY PEOPLE POST VIDEOS

these are some videos ive watched over the years. some old, some new.

TOFINO

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FEE FI FOE FUM

i witnessed this man jump over the shangri-la. and then he did a bunch of chin ups under the lions gate bridge. we love you tall man!!!!!

GO FISH

DANCE!!!!!!!! PPPPPFGGGGGGGGAAAAHHHHHHH

we went to the pne last night. checked it out. had some mini donuts. went on the old wooden roller coaster punched some animals and checked out what we thought was a fireworks extravaganza that ended up being "rolling thunder" creepy faced dancers show. it was still pretty rad.

SATURDAY MORNING BREAKFAST SONG

SNACK AND A HALF

so get this. i'm going on a few weeks ago about this ice cream treat that i used to eat as a little turd face. i used to eat a couple a week. they were called snack and a half. motha fuckin ice cream surrounded by two oatmeal cookies covered in god damn chocolate. shit was gooooood. so i google it to see if they are still around. nothing. not even a picture from the 80's. they pretty much vanished off the face of the earth. so i do some researching. and by research i mean i typed in oatmeal cookie and ice cream into google. then i discovered that there is some brand in san francisco called "it's it" that pretty much makes exactly what i wanted. i kind of forgot about the whole thing for a while until i found myself in SF two weeks later. i was like "oh shit, it's it!!!, it's it!!!!!!" and i ran up into a corner store and picked one up and gobbled it down. oh man, IT WAS IT. i'm gonna say it again. ice cream surrounded by oateal cookies, and not just any oatmeal cookies, oatmeal cookies that your grandma made. yeah she personally made that shit. then your other grandma made the chocolate. crazy right? yeah shits gooooood.

id like to welcome a new blogger into this world. congratulations on your first post. ladies and gentleman, i present to you handsome grandpas.

DOUBLE SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!

so captain pong is leaving us soon by packing up his fancy shoes and heading back to toronto. i don't get to see him much but when i do its always a good time. the mayor, the mayor and becky, cat naps, things blowing up in the sky and indigo dyeing in the park.

VIOLET SHIPLEY

one of my closest friends mike who lives out of town had a baby. her name is violet shipley. this weekend i got to spend some quality time with her and wore her as a baby hat, continuously sniffed her head and couldn't put her down. i spent a day lounging on grass with mike, tasha, becky and their dog lucy. maybe the best afternoon ive had in a looooong time.

HELLO HELLO

this past week someone had a birthday, we went on a day trip to seattle and my friend got married.delicious homemade cheeeeeeeeeeesecake.
i found the directory for the lower mainland 1978/9 in the seattle public library. i found my parents in it before i was born. in a address and farm i dont recognize. it felt like i went on a time machine and spied on them. because at this point i wasnt even a nucleus. my parents didnt even know who i was.

this is the cracky woman who had the potential to devastate the wedding. she actually ran around grabbing the mic blurting out insane things. she quite possibly could have tripped and knocked over the 5 tier wedding cake. good for her.

PEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

OH HELLO

you thought i forgot? well i did. posts got infrequent cuz my camera got sand in it at the beach and it sounded like a god damn shekere.
but don't worry crunchator's back in this bitch with a new camera. and hes gonna be posting again. its summer too. its hot. i rather be outside eating rocket pops and punching water.

PORTISHEAD BY RADIOHEAD

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SINCE 1926

japa dog is delicious but don't forget about these! they were there for you when you were hungry after shopping for bel biv devoe singles. or after playing the terminator 2 shooting game at the arcade. or when you needed something before you plunged into a purdy's dipped cone rolled in nuts cuz sprinkles are for suckas. anyways, i present to you the uncontested king of mall food, orange julius hot dogs.
runner ups in the king of mall food competition
purdy's dipped cones
new york fries poutine
shitty but delicious chinese food at something something wok
those silver cola balls from the sweet factory
and that pizza place that sells giant slices (ive never had one but they look alright)

failed the mall food competition
kernels (nobody wants to eat blueish pink popcorn)
weird sandwich place (if i wanted a sandwich that was homemade looking id fucking make that shit at home)
taco time (i always see taco time at malls, fuck off taco time! go away and come back as a taco bell)