DK CAVE AT THE HAUNTED ISLAND IN SL BAY

we found a cave at SL bay. so we cooked smokies in it. so what? i ate lots of smokies this weekend. you think i care?

ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN DOLLARS

for $167 you can
go for a weekend in westport and surf.
or you can get a new pair of sort of fancy jeans in the united states of america.
you can go to guu and treat two of your friends.
its probably enough to see most of the good movies for the year in the theatre.
you can buy around 200 reese's king size butter cups.
im not sure how much roofies it can buy.
or you can get get two awesome photos of your car.
burrard and pacific.

you know what sucks? critical mass. it totally sucks.
mgrach "hey bill, what did you do last night?"
bill "oh, i went on a bike..."
mgrach "...ride with a bunch of dirt bag hippies?"
bill "what? how did you know? you don't like critical mass? i think critical mass is a great way of showing vehicle owners that bike riding is a suitable option and that you should leave your car at home."
mgrach "shut the fuck up bill. did you know stupid fucks like you make people hate bike riders? and that you waste time, gas and money for drivers? you probably wasted 5000L of fuel causing traffic jams across the city. isn't that what you stupid fucks are trying to get across? less fuel consumption?"
bill "......"
mgrach "maybe you dumb fucks dressed like pirates should do something productive with your time, like go to city hall and request more bike lanes. or maybe a suitable way of showing drivers that bike riding works is to speed past them on your bike during rush hour traffic."
bill "....."
mgrach "your an idiot bill. if your going to tell me how to be, you better have your shit dialed."

WHOA WEIRD

i was going to do a post about it being one year today since the morrissey concerts but then i realized the shows were on the 5th and 6th of may. not the 28th. but then i looked back and saw that i totally subliminally posted morrissey related videos on the 5th of may. whoa weird. anyways, here's some photos of that trip last year. it was fun. oh and a video of a song he didn't play during the two shows.

GOOD SHOW

i didnt see any dancing but they made up for it with an amazing fight scene.
Untitled from crunchator on Vimeo.

DANZIGGGGG

danzig II lucifuge on repeat non stop pretty much the whole week.